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I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread

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dammit-clint:

believe in yourself as much as robert downey jr believes in himself

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meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

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she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

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ballerinaproject:

Laura - Aurora Bridge, Seattle

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Swimsuit by Norma Kamali

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ultrafacts:

belle-beastlove:

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Am I the only one frightened by how they discovered the second to last fact?

Here’s a source of a incident involving freezing poop from a plane.

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

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iamthetwickster:

arasiriel:

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richard-speight-jr:

;) I learned it from the pizza man

oh. OH!!

Sounds about right actually…

oh sweet lord have mercy

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